Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Zombies Make the WORLD a BETTER Place! Smile to DEATH.

DEAD DETECTIVE zombie film noir - style, blood, and sex.
Yes, film-noir is a live and the Dectective is dead!
SPLAT TV has a weird new Detective story.  Watch this wild short film.
THE DEAD DETECTIVE on SPLAT TV.
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LET YOUR MONSTER LOOSE this HALLOWEEN!
The Halloween Party is on SPLAT!
Witches, Demons and Devils.... to all a HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
 
GOOD FUN.... BAD THOUGHTS.  Smile with SPLAT!
 

Friday, April 20, 2012

Yes We Cannabis --- show support. Light UP! :)

Oh ya.... 420 is here. Light Up and Enjoy. But don't limit your fun to 420 - try 24/7 !!!!!!
That's what I'm talking about.
Try these two new cartoons about lighting up. STONED AGAIN and SPACE THING.
Two Cartoons that are out of this world weird strange stoned. YES WE CANNABIS!!!!!!!
Robert Crumb remake - silly
WATCH BELOW
Space Thing travels the Universe partying. Ohya -- 420.
See his strange trip.
Let SPLAT know your thoughts - infoplanetsplat@gmail.com

It's always 420 some where.

Sex Robots - Research shows they are possible, and soon.

In the not-so near future brothels will offer robot prostitutes to their clients. Anything will go for these sexual beauties in the year 2050. The android prostitutes will look sexy in every way, offering clean, guilt-free sex, says the science fiction researchers.
The prediction was written in a research paper looking into what the sex industry might be like in the year 2050. It is believed these sexually charged robots could put an end to sex trafficking.

The paying clients could pay up to $9,500 for an "all-inclusive service." The sex acts might feature lap dances, oral sex, and multi-position intercourse.

The robots offered are to be from a range of sexual ethnicity, body shapes, all ages, different languages and super sexual features. Large breasts or big asses, whatever you like.

So all you wild John's start lining up, 2050 is around the corner. Guilt free sex with hot sexy androids. No broken marriage vows with these robots.


See a short video, an alien falls in love after abducting a young sexy Earth woman. See is sexy.
Watch Alien X - A Space Saga.
Alien X - An Explorer must decide.
Alien X- exploring the universe.

Send your thoughts and comments to SPLAT - infoplanetsplat@gmail.com

These future sexual robots are full of high voltage, handle with care. FUTURE SPLAT.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Yes We Cannibis - When Pot Became Legal

Well, not yet but... soon. Weed should be LEGAL.
Keep the pipe smoking.
Watch Tiny SPLAT
Get small with splat - real small.
Click to see crazy Godzilla
PLUS MORE
Look closely
See the Funny stuff
Smallest video on the web

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Sure Tiny SPLAT!

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Easter Hoilday...Smile with SPLAT and the Easter Squirrel

SPLAT .....All American SPLAT offers a big smile on EASTER.
The Easter Bunny has hop, BUT the Easter Squirrel is Hip.
Happy Easter from the Easter Squirrel!
Smile and Love
Watch All American SPLAT
Cartoon for the Easter Holiday
Holy Easter cartoons for the Masses
Laugh with All American Splat

CLICK to SEE the SILLINESS
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HAPPY EASTER to ALL
The Easter Squirrel wishes you and your family many NUTS this Easter.
Go Nuts with SPLAT!

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Holy GREEN! It must be St. Patty's - GREEN Cartoons are Here

Let the Green of the Irish Smile Upon You!
Everything Has Gone GREEN on SPLAT!
Green Beer, Green Mold, Green Snot and GREEN CARTOONS.
Show us your GREEN... we'll show your OURS.
Happy ST. PATTY'S DAY to you and everyone.
Let Your Irish Shine - OR Wish You were Irish.
Have A Bit of Irish Luck!!!!
See the great GREEN CARTOON shows!
Little GREEN Girl - Little Bow Loves her Pussy CAT
Silly Girl plays rough with her pussy.
View the HOLY TIT - A Monster of a GREEN BREAST
Splat presents "The Holy TIT" for ST. PAT'S only
Contact Planet Splat at infoplanetsplat@gmail.com
Bless the GREEN in Everyone!
MAY Irish Eyes Smile Upon you this ST. PAT'S DAY!
Click for Luck!  Win the Pot of Gold... at least a smile.
Everything Green is Gold!
Bless the Green Beer - and SPLAT!


Saturday, March 10, 2012

Silly Kitty, Pretty Kitty...Little Bow Luvs Her Pussy

Little Bow.....Luvs her Pussy CAT.
Fun Cartoon.... A Young Girl has a strange way to show she loves her Pussy Cat.
Little Bow, a silly cute young lady, plays games with her cat... watch the fun. Everyone has fun but the CAT. Wild Weird Wacky
Little Bow "I Love My Pussy Cat!"
Cartoon animation - Planet Splat presents
"Lil Bow - The Wild Young Girl"
FUNNY STUFF FROM SPLAT
Click for More Fun
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Tuesday, March 6, 2012

"MoneyBags" Mitt Romney - Super Tuesday or BUST!

Instead of Buying Advertising...He'll Send the Money to You
Mitt Romney loves his dog, he'd love your vote...
What he truly cares about is his MONEY.
"MoneyBag" Mitt Romney out spends his opponents. He buys votes to keep himself in the race for the White House. A rich man with a message, money can buy an election.

"MoneyBags Mitt" Romney struggles to buy enough delegates to get to the White House.
Splat Attack! Satire Silly - "MoneyBags" Mitt Romney - I'm rich, I'm good looking, I'm rich!
Buy Your Way to the White House
"MoneyBags Mitt" - I've a NEW tax plan, lower my taxes!
Planet Splat offers more silly humor
WATCH - DR. RIPOFF
This Doctor Operates in a hurry, watch what happens.
Silly, Slapstick, Satire
Comedy - Funny for Everyone!
Check out SPLAT Humor
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"Vote 2012 - Pick Wisely"
(art character - Don Martin)
BE BRAVE VOTE!

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Mad Doctor Operates, Hot Girls Lick Cream, Crazy Downhill Skiing.. only on SPLAT!

Gas Prices are rising, work is stressful, the weather is bad... don't let life get you down.
Have a smile on US. Enjoy a chuckle with a silly ridiculous video short.
Planet SPLAT, home of Humor and Horror
Watch Funny Doctor
Silliness Operation with Doctor Ripoff - Operate on THIS.
Tornado ripes across the land, winds at 170 miles per hour.
People are dead, homes destroyed.
Life is serious, too serous
LET SPLAT give you a smile.
Let SPLAT lighten the load
WATCH FUNNY
Downhill Ski Fun - Black Diamond Trails can be dangerous
See For Yourself
LAUGH at this sexy sneak into "Girls Licking Ice Cream"
Hot Girls lick ice cream, bring your own hot fudge.
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FUN FOR THE EYES!

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Romney Rolls Out Tax Plan - Cuts Him Own Taxes!

Mitt Romney rolls out a new tax plan.... to cut his own taxes.
"If you make me President, I'd cut my own taxes." Romney declares, "I'd treat the poor like they were the family dog. And I love my dog."
SPLAT ATTACK - Mitt Romney
Newt and Ron Paul Laugh as Romney worries.
"Mitt Romney, What Me Worry" Satire - SPLAT
Laugh with us at SPLAT
Contact Planet Splat at infoplanetsplat@gmail.com
TRY a short animation - SKI SILLY
SPLAT has some downhill fun. Watch out for the black diamonds!
 

Hold on to your EYEBALLS, you have landed on PLANET SPLAT!

Sunday, February 19, 2012

SCREW 3D - Star Wars is PERFECT already

Star WARS is a masterpiece of film, art, entertainment.
SPLAT loves DARTH VADER, SKYWALKER, THE PRINCESS, CP3O, and D2D2
Watch a FARCE from "A long time ago..."
"May the FARCE Be with You!"
Enjoy SPLAT ATTACK - Star Wars
"SPLAT WARS IV - No Hope"
Laugh with us at SPLAT
Happy Days R Here!
Planet Splat has the fun.  JOIN the PARTY!
Click DA SKULL - For FUN Only
PEACE and PARTY

Friday, February 17, 2012

Bte Bye Whitney, Enjoy Heaven with Micheal Jackson (spoof)

Whitney Houston discovers all in heaven isn't heavenly.......
Smile Whitney, you departed our world too soon.
SPLAT Attack! Whitney Houston in heaven
"Bobby Brown Help Me."
Whitney in heaven asks Bobby Brown for help when spotting Michael Jackson.
Satire, Silly, SPLAT
Watch Comedy from Planet Splat
View Downhill Skiing Fun
A young man tries to impress a sexy woman by taking on a dangerous slope.
"A Fine Snowy Day."
Contact Planet Splat at infoplanetsplat@gmail.com

HAVE A wonderful DAY! SPLAT.

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Saturday, February 11, 2012

Romney Rots? Who Say Dat.... SPLAT Attack

Romney is on the ropes, and thinking about using it to make a noose. 
Why Don't they Love Romney?
The Election nears and Romney isn't worried about his chances.
He'll fire anyone that gets in his way.  He enjoys firing people, and taking money from the poor (Just one of his hobbies).
Planet Splat spoofs that old magazines slogan in this Mitt Romney Spoof.
"Romney, Why don't they love me?"
Romney -Even Palin hates me.... what did I do to her.
Planet Splat - humor and horror
Splat Attack Mitt Romney - "Why don't they love me, I'm rich."
Try short animations from SPLAT
Click for Silliness - Laugh with US!

Contact Planet Splat at infoplanetsplat@gmail.com


"Hold on to your EYEBALLS, you have landed on Planet Splat!

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Madonna Madness - Dancing the Salsa wild - satire fun

At least we hoped she'd fall off stage!
Madonna sings at the Super Bowl....well, that was disappointing. And MIA gives her finger a work out, better then picking her nose, I guess.
Super Bowl 2012 was exciting til the end.... BUT someone had to win. Congrads Eli Manning and the Giants.
Madonna - Splat Attack!
Humor - Satire
I so enjoyed watching Old'Lady Madonna crawl around the stage huffing and puffing. It made me smile, she is a great jester. Thanks for the chuckles Madonna.

Planet Splat presents a new short video.
HellRiders - Pilots from Hell
Want more SPLAT
Need more SPLAT

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Sunday, January 29, 2012

What the HELL is Wrong with Everyone.. but ME!

Out of Control!  People are out of their Minds!  The SH*T is hitting the FAN!

Can anyone act like they are not INSANE, for just one minute.  Is it too much to ask for the population not to be going MAD, for just an hour!  Can we all keep it together for one DAY!  Is that too much to ask!
Probably..... HERE ON SPLAT, IT IS ALWAYS CRAZY!  That''s how we live.  One big Mad Party.
Pat Sajak and Vanna White Say PArty!!!!
Kelly Clarkson is into the party!
SPLAT is ALWAYS ready for the party - join us and have a smile, or a few laughs.
JOIN THE PARTY
Check out a silly short - this voting season.
SPLAT goes to WASHINGTON!
Contact SPLAT at infoplanetsplat@gmail.com

HOLD on to your EYEBALLS, you have landed on PLANET SPLAT!

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Pat Sajak and Vanna White drunk behind the wheel!

Pat Sajak follows the Rat Pack and orders cocktails while working. The wheel goes round and round, and a round. I'll take a vowel, and make it a double. Win on "The Wheel of Fortune" and Pat will ask if your buying the next round.
LAUGH WITH SPLAT!!!!
Planet Splat laughs at the drunken wildness of Pat Sajak. Ohhhh... the hangover. Let's get this game over before happy hour ends.
Planet Splat - silly satire - funny videos - weird art - crazy cartoons.
Try a short SPLAT animation
Contact Planet Splat at infoplanetsplat@gmail.com
Try more videos on youtube.

Hold on to your EYEBALLS! You have landed on Planet Splat!

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Smile Kelly Clarkson! Sing stronger at the SUPERBOWL

You have made it girl!
Kelly Clarkson, teen pop star and singer, will perform at the Super Bowl. A long way from American Idol, Kelly Clarkson moves to the big stage with hopes of making a big splash. Don't forget the words Kelly.

PLANET SPLAT tips the hat
Sing Clarkson Sing!
SPOOF Stronger CD cover
Planet Splat - home of humor and horror. Watch videos, read stuff, hangout, pick your nose. What'eva you like. SPLAT has a new video for you to smile with. Watch the silliness.
CLICK TO VIEW Freaky Fruit
Fruit Dances across the stage, and I'm getting hungry.
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"Hold on to your EYEBALLS, you have landed on Planet Splat!"

Monday, January 9, 2012

Wink, wink, wink... smile and wink

The world is spinning out of control.  You might not be able to control all that is spinning about you, but you can make your peace and take a deep breath.  Smile and think.  Smile and wink.

Planet Splat offers a moment to break away.  Take a few seconds and relax.  Wink at the world as it spins around you.  Smile with us.
View this short video.
A Day at the Fishing Hole
Fun, Silly, Smile-O-matic
Planet Splat

SMILE WITH PLANET SPLAT

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

2012 The YEAR of the FREAKY FRUIT

Crazy Living FRUIT dances across the stage! Weird stuff, must see.
This is a new year, this is a new planet, this is a new video--ckick to view PLANET SPLAT Silly.
This is a new year, this is a new planet, this is a new video--ckick to view PLANET SPLAT Silly.
This is a new year, this is a new planet, this is a new video--ckick to view PLANET SPLAT Silly.

CLick to view
FREAKY FRUIT
Cute, Weird, Insane
Funny fruit dances across the stage. Yum Yum!
You'll want to eat them up. You're not alone, watch to see.

SEE A SEXY WATERMELON - Watch Funny Fruit.

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See "Wild Cherry"
Click to View
Wishing you and your family a HAPPY and FUN New YEAR!!!!!!!
2012 is YEAR of the FREAKY Fruit!!!!!
Enjoy.